I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate