A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks