and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
it was like eating out sand paper
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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