dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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