Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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