Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
50% drunk capacity currently
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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