i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
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I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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