Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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