im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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