i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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