hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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