"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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