Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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