No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?