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(270): View more from Kentucky

I wanna come home

(1-270): View more from Kentucky

And do what?

(270): View more from Kentucky

Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.

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(210): View more from Texas

My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.

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(804): View more from Virginia

no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies

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(732): View more from New Jersey

there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.

(917): View more from New York City

me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.

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(305): View more from Florida

woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ

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