I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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