Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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