i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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