Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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