My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
