Welp...herpes.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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