i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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