he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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