Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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