I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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