I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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