i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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