Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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