I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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