So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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