The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
