is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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