The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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