ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I will be naked everywhere
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I yelled at your uterus for you.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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