I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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