It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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