I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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