i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She's the barista slut.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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