The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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