New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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