I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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