I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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