Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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