Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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