I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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