Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
