Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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