There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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