: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Randomize