If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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