Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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