i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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