ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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