I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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