well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
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