you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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