but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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