he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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