He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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