He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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